I Went To Boarding School At Seven

Authority Figures Are So Irritating. Because They Always Tell You To Do Things For Reasons That Aren't Very Good. That Sums Up What Authority Is About For Me.

My Idea Of A Holiday Was Following My Family Up The Hill With My Pekinese, Who Would Skip Over The Heather In Front Of Me.

We Now Live In A World Where The Only Thing To Have Is Success, But Failure Is Marvelous. It's Fertiliser, It's Like Living Fertiliser, Because You're Forced On Yourself.

Madness Is A Prerequisite Of Being In Showbusiness.

You Cannot Be Politically Correct In A War.