I Went To Cambridge And Thought I

My Parents Were Marvelously Educated People.

When You Take A Lot Of Cocaine Powder You Tend To Take A Lot Of Alcohol With It As Well, So For Many Years Really I Never Went Out Without At Least Four Or Five Grams Of Cocaine Powder.

I Get An Urge, Like A Pregnant Elephant, To Go Away And Give Birth To A Book.

A Month's Salary, Deep Regret, The Telephone Number Of Some Foul Rehab Clinic And My Lance Was Free.

My Life, At Least, Is Divided Between Writing And Performing And Mixtures Of The Two.