I Went To The Un And Even

You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

President Bush Gave His First-ever Presidential Radio Address In Both English And Spanish. Reaction Was Mixed, However, As People Were Trying To Figure Out Which One Was Which.

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

For The Foreseeable Future, We're Going To Need Oil Products Because I Don't Like The Idea Of Hydrogen Cars. I'm Not Sure I Want To Be Cruising Around A Mall Parking Lot Filled With A Thousand Mini-hindenburgs.

Parenting Is The Easiest Job To Get - You Just Have To Screw Up Once And It's Yours.