I Went To Zimbabwe. I Know How

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!