I Will Never Use A Substitute For

In Order To Have Good Fried Chicken, You Should Wash And Season The Bird The Morning You're Preparing It For Dinner. Don't Wait And Do It Right Before You Start Cooking. Throw It In The Refrigerator, Seasoned, That Morning, And Give It A Chance To Soak Up All The Salt And Pepper And Goodness.

I Found That When I Went From Albany To Savannah, That I Needed To Put That White Rice Away, And I Needed To Turn That Into Savannah Red Rice Because They Were Big Into That Sausage, Tomato-y, Bell Pepper-y Rice Mixture.

Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.