I Will Not Be A Common Man.

No One Can Take Jesus Away From Me.... There's No Doubt There Was A Historical Figure Of Tremendous Importance, With Enormous Notions. Such As Peace.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man, Because I Have A Right To Be Extraordinary.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

I Became A Professional Cricket Teacher About 20 Years Ago. I Had A Son Born To Me When I Was 50, And I Thought, He Needs Someone To Bowl To Him.