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I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.
-Woody Allen
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I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want
Woody Allen
I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.
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