I Will Not Get Upset Over Men,

9p.m. My Flat. Feel Very Strange And Empty. Is All Very Well Thinking Everything Is Going To Be Different When You Come Back But Then It Is All The Same. Suppose I Have To Make It Different. But What Am I Going To Do With My Life? I Know. Will Eat Some Cheese.

It's Amazing How Much Time And Money Can Be Saved In The World Of Dating By Close Attention To Detail. A White Sock Here, A Pair Of Red Braces There, A Gray Slip-on Shoe, A Swastika, Are As Often As Not All One Needs To Tell You There's No Point In Writing Down Phone Numbers And Forking Out For Expensive Lunches Because It's Never Going To Be A Runner.

I'd Been Working On The [bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries Material] For Years, First, In The Independent Newspaper Columns And Then In The Various Versions Of The Movie Scripts.

As Women Glide From Their Twenties To Thirties, Shazzer Argues, The Balance Of Power Subtly Shifts. Even The Most Outrageous Minxes Lose Their Nerve, Wrestling With The First Twinges Of Existential Angst: Fears Of Dying Alone And Being Found Three Weeks Later Half-eaten By An Alsatian.

I Looked At Him Nonplussed. I Realized That I Have Spent So Many Years Being On A Diet That The Idea That You Might Actually Need Calories To Survive Has Been Completely Wiped Out Of My Consciousness. Have Reached Point Where Believe Nutritional Idea Is To Eat Nothing At All, And That The Only Reason People Eat Is Because They Are So Greedy They Cannot Stop Themselves From Breaking Out And Ruining Their Diets.