I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

I Once Truly Believed That If I Had To Stand In Line For Twenty Minutes To Have A Package Gift-wrapped It Actually Gave The Recipient More Pleasure.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.

Being On A Ship Is Something Like Being Pregnant. You Can Sit There And Do Absolutely Nothing But Stare At The Water And Have The Nicest Sense That You Are Accomplishing Something.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.