I Will Veto Every Single Beer, Um,

Russia Is A Gas Station Masquerading As A Country.

Responsibility Always Stops At The President's Desk.

There's A Certain Romanticism Associated With Exploration Of Space, Which Is One Of The Major Factors Why We'll Continue.

Washington Is A Hollywood For Ugly People. Hollywood Is A Washington For The Simpleminded.

I Would Like To Mention That A Couple Days Ago Senator Obama Was Out In Ohio And He Had An Encounter With A Guy Who's A Plumber, His Name Is Joe Wurzelbacher.