I Win Because I Learned Years Ago

I Was Born An Only Child In Vienna, Austria. My Father Found Hours To Sit By Me By The Library Fire And Tell Fairy Stories.

I Remember All Too Well The Premiere Of Ecstasy When I Watched My Bare Bottom Bounce Across The Screen And My Mother And Father Sat There In Shock.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

I Have Not Been That Wise. Health I Have Taken For Granted. Love I Have Demanded, Perhaps Too Much And Too Often. As For Money, I Have Only Realized Its True Worth When I Didn't Have It.

I Must Quit Marrying Men Who Feel Inferior To Me. Somewhere There Must Be A Man Who Could Be My Husband And Not Feel Inferior.