I Wish Coke Was Still Cola And

If I Hear Another Line Dance Song I Think I'm Going To Puke.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either, When You Compare It To Gettin' A Toothpulled Or Something.

I Was 48-years Old Before Anybody Talked Me Into It For Medicinal Purposes, Instead Of Some Of These Drugs That They Give You That Will Lead You To Heart Surgery And Things Of That Nature.