I Wish I Had A Nickel For

I Have Always Been A Sucker For The Big, Upbeat Chorus.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.

Around '75 When The Recession Hit, Club Owners Started Going To Disco Because It Was Cheaper For Them To Just Buy A Sound System Than It Was To Hire A Band.

I Wrote Songs All My Life, Where Anyone Wanted To Hear Them Or Not.

I'm Not The Kind Of Guy Who Deserves To Play A Vintage Guitar Because I'm Too Rough On Instruments.