I Wish I Had Played Team Sports.

I Have Such Respect For People Who Do Non-fiction Casting After Settling On The Grandparents We Got For This. It Is Really Hard To Find People Who Are Not Fame-whores. We're Lucky These People Actually Wanted To Spend Their Time Doing This. All Of Them Would Have Much Rather Been Cooking Without The Cameras, Being With Their Families. That's Why They're Great Characters.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

I Love The Challenge Of Taking Something That May Be Boring To A Lot Of People But Is Unarguably Important. It's Irresistible. I Always Take Projects That I'm Paid To Learns Stuff. I Study Much Harder Now Than I Did When I Was In College.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.