I Wish I Had Played Team Sports.

I Have Such Respect For People Who Do Non-fiction Casting After Settling On The Grandparents We Got For This. It Is Really Hard To Find People Who Are Not Fame-whores. We're Lucky These People Actually Wanted To Spend Their Time Doing This. All Of Them Would Have Much Rather Been Cooking Without The Cameras, Being With Their Families. That's Why They're Great Characters.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary Goodness.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.