I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I Never Got A Theatrical Agent And Did A Play. I Came Really Close Though.

I Think Andy Kaufman Is To Comedy What The Velvet Underground Was To Music - It's Like, 80 Thousand Records Sold, But Everybody Who Bought One Started A Band.

Being A Rock Star Is Like Being A Cult Leader - You Really Have To Be In Your Own Religion.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.