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If You're Following The News, You Know That The Major Religions Differ In Their Interpretation Of The Holy Books. For Example, One Way To Interpret God's Will Is That You Should Love Your Neighbor. An Alternate Reading Of The Holy Books Might Lead You To Rig A Donkey Cart With Small Mortar Rockets And Aim It At A Hotel Full Of Infidels. In Summary, Po-tay-to, Poh-tah-to. Religions Are Very Flexible.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.

I Love Magazines. It's Such Mcnugget Kind Of Information.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.