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The Cinema Is Going To Form The Mind Of England. The National Conscience, The National Ideals And Tests Of Conduct, Will Be Those Of The Film.

I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig. You Get Dirty, And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

The Perfect Love Affair Is One Which Is Conducted Entirely By Post.

Gardening Is The Only Unquestionably Useful Job.

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