I Won't Be Able To Do What

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.

I Love Ghosts, I Prefer Ghosts To Some People.

I Think That The Longer I Look Good, The Better Gay Men Feel.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.

I Would Have Gone Home To My Mother, But I'm Not That Crazy About My Mother.