I Won't Talk About What It Was

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.