I Wonder If, As A Society, We

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.