I Wonder If Other Mothers Feel A

I Am Not Keeping My Distance Because It Is Uncomfortable For Me, But Because It Is Uncomfortable For Them.

Anyone Can Understand Anything. You Just Have To Know How To Present Your Information.

Once, I Asked My Mom Why Stars Shine. She Said They Were Night-lights, So The Angels Could Find Their Way Around In Heaven. But When I Asked My Dad, He Started Talking About Gas, And Somehow I Put It All Together And Figured That The Food God Served Caused Multiple Trips To The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night.

There Is A Gulf As Wide As An Ocean Between Should And Want, And I Am Drowning In It.

Men Don't Traipse. We... Swagger