I Wonder What It's Like To Live

It’s My Own Fault, Really. For Believing In Fairy Tales. Not That I Ever Mistook Them For Actual Historical Fact, Or Anything. But I Did Grow Up Believing That For Every Girl, There’s A Prince Out There Somewhere. All She Has To Do Is Find Him. Then It’s On With The Happily Ever After. So You Can Only Imagine What Happened When I Found Out. That My Prince Really Is One. A Prince. No, I Really Mean It. He’s An Actual Prince.

To Achieve Self Actualization, Do Good Things For Other People That You Would Want To Be Done Onto Yourself

But Things Were Different Now. I Finally Had My Head -pun Intended- On Straight.

You Know In Sixth Grade, When They Made All Of Us Girls Go Into This Other Room And Watch A Video About Getting Our Periods And Stuff? I Bet While We Were Gone, The Boys Were Watching A Video About How To Look At Each Other In That Infuriating Way.

Why Had I Taken All Those Useless Classes Like Bio And German When I Should Have Been Taking Lipreading?