Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.

Every Time I Sit With Our General Manager At A Baseball Game, And There's Number-cruncher And Statistician Guy - I'm Sitting Around - They Start Talking About Stuff, And I Say, 'what's That? I've Never Heard Of That One Before.

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

My Father Cared A Lot About Me, But He Never Gave Me The Satisfaction Of Really Knowing It. Hitting .390 Wasn't Enough For Him. Nothing Seemed To Be. He Was Not Trying To Be Mean. He Was Just Seeing To It That I Never Got Self-satisfied, That I Worked Hard To Get The Most Out Of What I Had.