I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

A Lot Of Comics Are Kind Of Vampire Types; We Do Our Shows And Disappear Into The Night. My Philosophy Was, This Is Like Politics, And If I Want People To Know About My Campaign, I'm Going To Go Out There And Shake Hands.

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!