I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon]

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

I Don't Mind 800 Million Chinese Drinking A Bottle [of Coca-cola] A Day, But I Don't Want Them To Bring Back The Empties.

The Buffalo Isn't As Dangerous As Everyone Makes Him Out To Be. Statistics Prove That In The United States More Americans Are Killed In Automobile Accidents Than Are Killed By Buffalo.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

I Can Now Say Without Hesitation The Marine Corps Was The Best Foster Home I Ever Had.