I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon]

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

If President Nixon's Secretary, Rosemary Woods, Had Been Moses' Secretary, There Would Only Be Eight Commandments.

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.