I Would Do Anything To Be Anywhere

My Teacher In The Seventh Grade Told Me That If I Didn't Fool Around During Class, I Could Have 15 Minutes At The End Of The Day To Do A Comedy Routine. Instead Of Bugging Everybody, I'd Figure Out My Routine. And At The End Of The Day, I'd Get To Perform In Front Of My Entire Class. I Thought It Was Really Smart Of Her. It's Amazing How Important That Was.

I Have Been The Guy Who Has Everything But Yet Is So One-track Minded About What I Want, That I Can't See My Blessings.

My Psychiatrist Says I Have A Messiah Complex. But I Forgave Him.

I Really Believe In The Philosophy That You Create Your Own Universe. I'm Just Trying To Create A Good One For Myself.

I Don't Believe In This Fairy Tale Of Staying Together For Ever. Ten Years With Somebody Is Enough. In Ten Years, You Can Give A Lot Of Love.