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The Happiest People I Know Are The Ones That Are Still Working. The Saddest Are The Ones Who Are Retired. Very Few Performers Retire On Their Own. It's Usually Because No One Wants Them. Six Years Ago Sinatra Announced His Retirement. He's Still Working.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.