I Would Have Gone Home To My

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Would You Look At That Body Language? Legs Crossed Towards Each Other. That Is An Unequivocal Sex Invite.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.