I Would Like To Evoke The Sense

A Cowboy Is A Hired Hand On The Middle Of A Horse Contemplating The Hind End Of A Cow.

Good Writing Can Be Defined As Having Something To Say And Saying It Well. When One Has Nothing To Say, One Should Remain Silent. Silence Is Always Beautiful At Such Times.

Those Art Lovers Who Pride Themselves Mostly On *taste* Usually Possess No Other Talent.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital Of Coconino County: Any Town With Thirteen Churches And Only Four Bars Has Got An Incipient Social Problem. That Town Is Looking For Trouble.