I Would Love To Be Erased From

My Mother Always Tried To Keep A Little Bit Of British Culture In Our Family. We'd Drink Tea All The Time!

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.

Wearing A Dress Shows I Can Be As Feminine As I Want. I'm A Heterosexual...big Deal, But If I Was A Homosexual, It Wouldn't Matter, Either.

If I Could Get That Girl [courtney Love] To Publish Her Poetry, The World Would Change.