I Would Love To Have A Robot

I'm Lucky To Have Worked In Theater All Over The World, But There's Something Magical About Broadway. The Audiences Are Smart, They're Educated. They Go In Ready And They're Up For It, They're Up For The Party. It's A Whole Different Atmosphere.

I Do Not Think It Is Logical To Try And Outsmart The Smartest People. Instead, My Weapons Are Irony And Paradox. The Joy Of Life Is Partly In The Strange And Unexpected. It Is In The Constant Exclamation 'who Would Have Thought It?'

I Have Lots Of Older Siblings, And As They Started To Leave The House, I Went From Cooking Once A Week To Twice, Three Times, And So On. After A While, It Was Just Like Making The Bed.

My Friends Say, 'man You're Going To Have Kids Sleeping On Pillowcases With Your Face On It! You're Going To Be On Toothbrushes And Magnets And Stuff.' I Guess Now That I'm A Dad, I'm Thrilled About That.

Historically, Much Of The Motivation For Public Schooling Has Been To Stifle Variety And Institute Social Control.