I Would Love To Have Acidy Spit.

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

You Can Try To Steal The Thunder All You Want, It Just Reminds People I'm The Lightning. You Rumble In The Distance. I Light Up The Sky.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.