I Would Never Hit A Woman -

I Think A Theater Show Is A Pure Version Of Me Doing My Material. The Theater Crowd Is A Bit More Polite, There Really Aren't Hecklers, And There Are A Lot Of People There To See Me, And They're Excited About The Jokes And Hanging Out With Me For A Show.

Perhaps I'm Being Too Optimistic, But I Think This Country Is Finally Ready For A Black Serial Killer.

My First Time On Stage Was The Class "graduation" At The Comedy Store. It Was Awesome. Everything Got Huge Laughs And I Just Thought I Knew How To Do Comedy.

Ellen Barkin, Your Upcoming Tv Show ‘the New Normal’ Premiers On September 11th. September 11th, That Sounds About Right. Every Clip I’ve Seen Feels Like I’m Watching A Third Tower Collapse.

Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got Huge Dicks.