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Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

If No One Knows When A Person Is Going To Die, How Can We Say He Died Prematurely?

My Left Descending Septal Branch Artery Decided To Close Without Consultation With Any Of My Other Organs. It Happened On Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

One Of The More Pretentious Political Self-descriptions Is 'libertarian.' People Think It Puts Them Above The Fray. It Sounds Fashionable, And To The Uninitiated, Faintly Dangerous. Actually, It's Just One More Bullshit Political Philosophy.

Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.