I Would Not Have Had Anything To

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.