I Would Not Have Had Anything To

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.