I Would Only Make A Movie That

Fast Food Nation Was Boring And Aimed At Yuppies, And Yuppies Don't Eat Fast Food.

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.

If Someone Offered Me A Hundred Million Dollars To Make A Movie? I Would First Remind Him That There Are 850 Million People In The World Who Don't Have Enough To Eat.

I Like Fat People More Then I Like Thin People, Things Are Always A Lot More Funnier When They Happen To Fat People.

I Was Going To Be A Teacher And Improve The World. Teach People With Hooks For Hands To Fingerpaint, And Teach Bums To Draw Happy Faces On Beads.