I Would Rather Be Beaten, And Be

Fame Is Like A Shaved Pig With A Greased Tail, And It Is Only After It Has Slipped Through The Hands Of Some Thousands, That Some Fellow, By Mere Chance, Holds On To It!

I Gave My Decisions On The Principles Of Common Justice And Honesty Between Man And Man, And Relied On Natural Born Sense, And Not On Law, Learning To Guide Me; For I Had Never Read A Page In A Law Book In All My Life.

You Can All Go To Hell. I’m Going To Texas.

You Can Go To Hell -- I'm Going To Texas.

Thare Is No Chance Of Hurrying Bussiness Here Like In The Legeslature Of A State Thare Is Such A Desposition Here To Show Eloquence That This Will Be A Long Session And Do No Good.