I Would Rather Be Tied To The

Strife, Only A Slight Thing When She First Rears Her Head But Her Head Soon Hits The Sky As She Strides Across The Earth.

One Who Contends With Immortals Lives A Very Short Life.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

Thou Shalt Not Horn In On Thy Husbands Racket

If You Serve Too Many Masters, You'll Soon Suffer.