I Would Rather Beat The Yankees Regularly

Sympathy Is Something That Shouldn't Be Bestowed On The Yankees. Apparently It Angers Them.

I Needed To Join The Navy. If You Ask The People In Europe Who Won World War Ii, They Don't Say The Allies, They Say The United States Won The War And Saved The World.

Where The Ball Went Was Up To Heaven. Sometimes I Threw The Ball Clean Up Into The Stands.

Ted Williams Was The Greatest Hitter I Ever Saw, But Dimaggio Was The Greatest All Around Player.

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.