I Would Read The Atlas For Pleasure.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

I Threw The Opening Pitch At A Blue Jays Game, And After The Pitch, The Mascot Asked Me If I Wanted Him To Sign The Game Ball, Which I Thought Was Funny. What Would He Write? "best Wishes, Some Guy In A Bird Suit"?"

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer