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There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

Sure I Do, And If Someone Paid You Six-thousand Dollars A Game, You'd Have Fun As Well.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.