I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because

In My Personal Life I'm Not Very Tough At All, But In My Professional Life, Having To Deal With Being A Woman In A Man's World, I'm Really Tough. I Never Back Down From A Fight Or An Argument. I'm Willing To Stand There Toe To Toe With Anyone.

The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing - And Then Marry Him.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.