I Wouldn't Have Thought Of Myself As

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

I Heard That Chivalry Was Dead, But I Think It's Just Got A Bad Flue.

I've Played A Heroin Addict And A Speed Freak And Dark Characters Throughout My Career.

I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script. And Then, As Soon As I Don't Wanna Be, One Comes Along And Grabs Me.

And The Insidious Thing Is That People Will Either See A Movie Because It Did Well Last Weekend Or Won't See It Because It Didn't Do Well.