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Show Me A Frigid Woman And, Nine Times Out Of Ten, I'll Show You A Little Man.

As A Kid, I Grew To Define What I Didn't Want My Life To Be Like By Sitting Behind Moaning Women On The Bus, Hearing Them Bang On About Their Aches And Pains, Both Real And Imagined.

Being A Monarchist, And Fawning Over Those 'above' You, You Must Naturally Despise Those 'below' Or On The Same Socioeconomic Level As Yourself, Because That Is How Hierarchy Worship Works.

Intersectionality May Well Sound Like Some Unfortunate Bowel Complaint Resulting In Copious Use Of A Colostomy Bag, And Indeed It Does Contain A Large Amount Of Ordure.

Writing Is More Than Anything A Compulsion, Like Some People Wash Their Hands Thirty Times A Day For Fear Of Awful Consequences If They Do Not. It Pays A Whole Lot Better Than This Type Of Compulsion, But It Is No More Heroic.