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Tears Are Sometimes An Inappropriate Response To Death. When A Life Has Been Lived Completely Honestly, Completely Successfully, Or Just Completely, The Correct Response To Death's Perfect Punctuation Mark Is A Smile.

The Pictures From The First Professional Photo Session That The Young David Beckham Submitted Himself To Are Extraordinary. He Has A Barely Suppressed Smile, As Though He And The Cameraman Are Complicit In The Understanding That This Is Not Yet David Beckham We See And That There Is An Element Of Deceit In Selling The Photographs As Such

'stress' Was The Catch-all Every Pamper-pedlar I Spoke To Used To Explain Why Healthy Women Feel The Need To Be Regularly Patted, Petted And Preened Into A State Of Babyish Beatification.

Amsterdam Has More Than 150 Canals And 1,250 Bridges, But It Never Seems Crowded, Nor Bent And Bitter From Fleecing The Tourist.

It Is Also Interesting To Note That The Original Supermodels Are Now Making A Comeback After Being Dismissed In The Nineties As Being 'greedy' By A Gaggle Of Male Designers Who Lived Like Sun Kings.