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Having 'best Friends' Is - At Least For Me - As Outdated And Small-minded A Concept As The Idea Of 'sunday Best Clothes.'

When Actresses Jump On The Anti-iraq Bandwagon, They Often Combine Down-home Momism With An Ignorance Of Islamist Intent Which Is Truly Awesome.

The Truth Of The Matter Is, Beauty Is A Specific Thing, Rare And Fleeting. Some Of Us Have It In Our Teens, 20s And 30s And Then Lose It; Most Of Us Have It Not At All. And That's Perfectly Okay. But Lying To Yourself That You Have It When You Don't Seems To Me Simple-minded At Best And Psychotic At Worst.

Monarchists Frequently Declare That Without The Royal Family, Britain Would Be 'nothing.' What A Woeful Lack Of Love For One's Country Such Statements Express.

I Didn't Cry When I Left Free-booting, Smash-and-grab Papers That Would Have Appeared To Be Far More Natural Homes For Me And, At The Risk Of Being Vulgar, Paid Far Better For My Services.