I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

Technicolor Makes Me Look Like Death Warmed Over.

Life Is The Past, The Present And The Perhaps.

The Real Female Should Be Partly Male And The Real Male Should Be Partly Female Anyway.

They Say That In Hollywood One Can't Be Honest, But I Think Honesty Counts In Hollywood Just As Much As It Does Anywhere Else. I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

Your Luck Is How You Treat People.