I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

You Should Know Me Well Enough By Now To Know I Don't Ask For Things I Don't Think I Can Get.

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.

Once The Love Bug Wears Off, As It Inevitably Does, You Are Shocked To Discover That You Really Didn't Know The Object Of Your Affections At All. We Know This To Be So, Even As We Repeat The Same Mistake Over And Over And Over.

There Is A Certain Ecstasy In Wanting Things You Can't Get.