I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

Legend Has It That When God Created Me, He Gave Me A Big Distinctive Voice, A Lot Of Boldness And No Heart.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.