I Write About Broken People Who Need

Colin Did Not Laugh. Instead He Thought, Tampons Have Strings? Why? Of All The Major Human Mysteries - God, The Nature Of The Universe, Etc. - He Knew The Least About Tampons. To Colin, Tampons Were A Little Bit Like Grizzly Bears: He Was Aware Of Their Existence, But He'd Never Seen On In The Wild, And Didn't Really Care To.

She Fell Apart Because That's What Happens.

It's Nice To Have People Who Will Feel Guilty For You.

She Left Me Enough To Rediscover The Great Perhaps.

All Good American Literature Is Always Interested In People Who Are Ambiguously Heroic, Like Gatsby.