I Write At High Speed Because Boredom

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?

How Foolish To Think That One Can Ever Slam The Door In The Face Of Age. Much Wiser To Be Polite And Gracious And Ask Him To Lunch In Advance.

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.