I Write Best In The Morning, And

Expectations Is The Place You Must Always Go To Before You Get To Where You're Going. Of Course, Some People Never Go Beyond Expectations, But My Job Is To Hurry Them Along Whether They Like It Or Not.

People Always Ask About My Influences, And They Cite A Bunch Of People I've Never Heard Of

Whatever We Learn Has A Purpose And Whatever We Do Affects Everything And Everyone Else, If Even In The Tiniest Way. Why, When A Housefly Flaps His Wings, A Breeze Goes Round The World; When A Speck Of Dust Falls To The Ground, The Entire Planet Weighs A Little More; And When You Stamp Your Foot, The Earth Moves Slightly Off Its Course. Whenever You Laugh, Gladness Spreads Like The Ripples In The Pond; And Whenever You're Sad, No One Anywhere Can Be Really Happy. And It's Much The Same Thing With Knowledge, For Whenever You Learn Something New, The Whole World Becomes That Much Richer.

I Don't Know Of Any Wrong Road To Dictionopolis, So If This Road Goes To Dictionopolis At All It Must Be The Right Road, And If It Doesn't It Must Be The Right Road To Somewhere Else, Because There Are No Wrong Roads To Anywhere. Do You Think It Will Rain?

And When I'm Writing, I Write A Lot Anyway. I Might Write Pages And Pages Of Conversation Between Characters That Don't Necessarily End Up In The Book, Or In The Story I'm Working On, Because They're Simply My Way Of Getting To Know The Characters