I Yearn To Be A Woman Of

Although I Get A Lot Of Specialty Services Like Wraps, Scrubs, And Mustache Removal, My Favorite Is The Simple Manicure/pedicure. They Work On Your Hands And Feet At The Same Time While You Sit In A Vibrating Chair. I Call It The Sorority Girls Version Of A Threesome.

Fortunately, All It Takes For Us To Be Of One Mind Is Some Buttercream Frosting.

I'm Such A Fangirl When It Comes To Other Writers. I Read 250 Books A Year, And I'm Always Talking Up Books By Other Authors.

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.